1st May 2012 - Debreif

After a four month stint for some of us at Home Travellers Motel, it was time to spread our wings and fly the nest. 7 guys, one dream - to be the quirkiest house in the predominantly Jewish suburb of... Balaclava.

So far, we've had a couple of house parties.

No. 1 - Michael christens the house with Matt asleep next to him / met the neighbours / drug dealer moved into a tent in the back garden / jack predicts the comeback of Fernando Torres / Michael has a nap on the toilet with a wet towel over his face / everybody comatose by 1:30 / Jonathan puking out of his own window

No. 2 - Start of anti-fences campaign / Lincoln's mum spliffin' / Ring of Fire permanent rules on the wall / the irish descended / Oliver loses contact with his foreskin / Jack & Oli's boss takes pills / McCann has successful job interview at 4am / people everywhaaaaa

Other notable events - Lincolns hash brownies / Jack & McCann snogged / phantom washing machine user / lincoln attempts to rub balls in all face / team quirk hair cut / IKEA trip & babe (throw) rating